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Thursday, 7 September 2017

My awesome speech

What Dads can be like.
Ok let's start this off with the best joke ever “Why didn't,the chicken cross the road”because it couldn't be bothered to.

Now first of all i think you all know what it's like to have a Dad that just tries to do his jokes “It's just awful” especially their farts. 
For an example say you're on a car trip and your Dads in front of you and he manages to let it rip,when you are all inside the car.
It's like they just drop the bass or something?
 so now You would be stuck with the smell of an onion bomb. 
And the thing is the smell always gets worse and worse and worse
Then after that drama they always blame it on someone else, “oooh Simone was that you!” but the funny thing is that they never get away with. We know very well who it was. 
Only Dad's farts are that bad.

Ok enough of that now let's talk about when Dads do their jokes  “their awful jokes”
This is only one of the times when my dad said “knock knock” “who's there?
“Doctor” “doctor who? how did you know?  And he uses that same joke over and over and over. 

Once, he said “why did the chicken cross the Road” and I said to meet his flatmate” and he said no so he said “to go to KFC.
So I just said that is a really bad joke Dad.

So Dad and I were just chillin and I said to Him “Dad can I build something with you because you're not busy

“yes what do you want to make Harry”

I want to make a go cart. 
Sure thing.
so we got the tools made a plan and got ready.
So I was just casually banging the nail into the wood and then I had one last nail left and I messed it up. Dad got a little bit annoyed so I thought of a way to solve the problem.
so I said to Dad I nailed that it didn't I and Dad laughed his head off.

once Dad and I were having a brEak, some eggs on toast and a smoothie 
5 minutes later Mum came home from work and just when Mum walked in the kitchen... Dad managed to let it rip, that just stinks Dad I don't want to build that go kart now because I'm scared that your bottom might burp again!
The thing is about when somebody pulls off a lot of gas we definitely know it will be Dad.
So since you all know what Dads can be like when they fart or do their awful,horrendous and kinda funny jokes that is exactly what my Dad is like I mean exactly the same.
Oh,and know wonder why my Dad didn't make the army because he dropped off way too many bombs.
The End.
By Harry OLoughlin:)

Sunday, 2 July 2017

science journal 6

Science journal 6 By Ollie and Harry
This week we are learning about flipping frogs, slingshot rockets and projectile launches.

What are flipping frogs:
They are something that you can make out of little pieces of cardboard or big pieces of cardboard. Second step, you get two paper clips, one rubber band, some cardboard, scissors and some tape.
Well Jonty and I made a flipping frog that has four paper clips and two rubber bands because we wanted to see what would happen but in the end it didn't work but it was still a good experiment.

What are slingshot rocket:
Slingshots are something that you can play with when you are sometimes bored.  What they actually are is something that are made out of some straw, some coloured paper or ordinary paper, one paper clip, glue tack, rubber band and a popsicle stick.
What you do with it? Is you can change it if you like but I would probably only change the wings so it can fly straighter than before.
What it does is you pull it back and it will fire about 10 to 15 meters because the rubber band is really strong if you tape it well.  

Projectile launcher: We figured that if we put the projectile launcher at an angle of 45° it would go the furthest because it's halfway between straight and straight up and any higher will fall down quicker because what goes up must come down!  

Slingshot rocket: The slingshot rockets will go further if you take off the feather papers at the bottom but will go straighter if you keep them on. I think this is because it doesn't have as much stuff interfering the aerodynamic flow. And if it still have them of them on then it will stabilise the arrow and will fly straighter.

The flipping frogs will go higher if the rubber band is tighter, we think this because it will get more power if is straining to much but too much will rip it! So the challenge in this is getting the right amount of strain.

Wednesday, 28 June 2017

Responceble citzen

Responsible citizen.
Well on Thursday our Te ora groups had to pick one of the stages that Ms.smith told us to.
The stages that I am talking about is uni structural and all the others.
Now you should know what I am talking about and now I will tell you what I picked and why.
I picked relational because i always wear and bring my hat to school.
The reason why bringing and wearing your hat to school is because you will get told off well very badly told off and you can get skin cancer which is a very very bad cancer.
I always put rubbish in the bin at lunch and morning tea.
I always tell others to put their rubbish in the bin is well.
When I see other people without their hats I tell them to go get a hat but if they say they don't have a hat I say sorry but you need to go in the shade.
The reason why this is important is because the same thing as before because you might get skin cancer.
One of the reasons why I did not pick extended abstract is because I don't always do the right thing at the right time.
Why this is important is because you get spotted by the teacher get a punishment like stay in a lunch and do your work.
Another reason why I did not pick extended abstract is because I sometimes do the wrong thing at a bad time.
Like talking when the teacher is talking but I have only done that about 4 times though.
The reason why this is important is because if the teacher is talking to us and the teacher is talking about something very important and you're not listening.
Well You're gonna get very badly told I mean very bad.
But I do pick up rubbish most of the time when I see rubbish.
Why picking up rubbish is important is because all around Waimairi school there is a heap of rubbish that we as Waimairi school is trying to pick up.

Thursday, 22 June 2017

Week 4.

Week 4.
4 weeks ago we found out how to use something could a trebuchet and we write down what surprises us and other things.
Well I was really surprised that it went further than I thought it would go.
This is how it works you put some weights or something heavy in the holder,put a ball in the sling that's about the size of a tennis ball,and pull the rope and then it will go flying.

Week 3.

Week 3.
Balloon rocket again.
This time I wasn't here but I know they did a change of using paper instead of the straw and tried to use fishing line,as well so I had to make a prediction because I was at cross county.
I thought that I would work a little bit faster because the fishing line is smoother than the string/wool.
I put myself on the rubric as multistructural because I knew about 6 things only in science,and I didn't know a lot about science.
Now on the rubric I put myself as relational because I can work by myself,I know a lot more about science and I can help others.

Week 2.

Week 2.
Balloon rocket.
The reason why we did the balloon rocket is because we as a class wanted to find out if blow up the balloon and hold it up, will it change at all but it somehow went a little bit faster.
We did a see,think,wonder and wrote what are the forces for an example:why did it go faster/the balloon,when you lift the chair up.
I think it went faster when you lift the chair up because it changed the angle,and the wind resistance made it go faster.
The forces are:
Wind resistance.
Drag and thrust.

Week 1.

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Week 1.
Slime on Mr.Anderson.
The reason why we slimed Mr.Anderson is because as a school we wanted,to find out who's slime was the best in the school.
Who had the most?
What one was the most smelliest?
What one was the slowest and thickest?
We also had competitions between the classes.
Ours was the coolest and it was green because we used food colouring.